I have this friend. I know for a fact that he considers me a friend.
His name is Nathan, but his friends call him Nate.
His grandmother invented Oreos. They are a secret family recipe, you see.
Even though I have known Nate for a while, I don't know where he lives. No one else seems to know, either.
Sometimes he goes to Maine. Thinking about it now, I am not sure where in Maine he goes.
He goes there to speak to animals.
Nate speaks to people the way they speak to him. Short, quiet sentences or long, excited sentences. He can make any type of sentence.
He is an old, wise wizard in his youth. Nathan the Wizard.
it has been 18 days since leonard cohen died.